The Big Andy beside its matte black box

The Big Andy

£129.99
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The Big Andy beside its matte black box
  • The Big Andy beside its matte black box
  • The Big Andy, full length, front on
  • The Big Andy standing on its base
  • The Big Andy in profile
  • The Big Andy bending, showing how much it gives
  • The suction base
  • The Big Andy beside a drinks can, for scale
  • The Big Andy wet, after a rinse
  • The Big Andy in its die-cut foam insert
  • The Big Andy in the open box
  • The back of the box, with the body-safe marks
  • The Big Andy beside its matte black box
  • The Big Andy, full length, front on
  • The Big Andy standing on its base
  • The Big Andy in profile
  • The Big Andy bending, showing how much it gives
  • The suction base
  • The Big Andy beside a drinks can, for scale
  • The Big Andy wet, after a rinse
  • The Big Andy in its die-cut foam insert
  • The Big Andy in the open box
  • The back of the box, with the body-safe marks
The Big Andy

The Big Andy

£129.99

Price excludes delivery. Added at checkout, worked out by weight and where it is going.

Uncut

My big fat uncut Irish cock, now immortalised in premium platinum silicone and yours forever.

Big Andy was taken straight off me, right down to every curve, vein, detail and even my skin texture. Made from body-safe, non-porous platinum silicone, nothing has been smoothed out or toned down.

People have talked about it for years, so I thought I might as well give everyone the chance to see what all the fuss is about. Have fun and enjoy!

Pre-order. Dispatches from 30 October 2026.
Size and fit

From your lips to your throat, and your hole to your rib cage, if you are brave enough.

We publish no measurements on purpose. A number tells you less than something you can already picture, so it is photographed next to a standard drinks can instead. Girth decides whether it goes in. Length only decides how far you get.
What is in the box

The Big Andy, on a heavy suction base with a strap loop that fits standard O ring harnesses. A matte black rigid magnetic box with a die-cut foam insert, and a card signed by Andy.
Materials

Platinum cure silicone. Body safe, non porous, phthalate free and hypoallergenic. Nothing smoothed out and nothing toned down.
Use and care

Water based lube only. Silicone lube bonds to silicone and the damage does not come back out. Warm water and a mild unscented soap before and after every use, rinsed twice, and dried fully before it goes back in the box. One hundred percent platinum silicone throughout, so it can be boiled for three to five minutes when it has been shared.
Discretion

A plain corrugated outer with no branding, no product name and nothing printed that hints at what is inside. The return label carries a neutral trading name rather than the shop name, and so does your card statement. The presentation box travels inside it, untouched.
Delivery and returns

Pre-order now, dispatching from 30 October 2026. You are charged now, you get tracking the day it ships, and you can cancel for a full refund any time before it leaves.

Sealed and unopened, you have 14 days from delivery to send it back. Once the seal is broken we cannot take it on hygiene grounds. Faulty is a different rule entirely and you are fully covered.

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