{"product_id":"the-big-andy","title":"The Big Andy","description":"\u003cp class=\"descriptor\"\u003eUncut\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy big fat uncut Irish cock, now immortalised in premium platinum silicone and yours forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBig Andy was taken straight off me, right down to every curve, vein, detail and even my skin texture. Made from body-safe, non-porous platinum silicone, nothing has been smoothed out or toned down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePeople have talked about it for years, so I thought I might as well give everyone the chance to see what all the fuss is about. Have fun and enjoy!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-order.\u003c\/strong\u003e Dispatches from 30 October 2026.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Big Andy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54861016334663,"sku":"TBA-BIG-01","price":129.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1007\/4593\/7223\/files\/big-andy-with-box.jpg?v=1789729190","url":"https:\/\/thebigandy.com\/products\/the-big-andy","provider":"The Big Andy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}